Apple invents two-step authentication

Finally, Apple managed to invent two step authentication. After long struggles, the brightest minds in the universe worked together to invent the most wonderful feature, that will make your phone more secure than ever.

Of course, like all Apple inventions, most notable being the rectangle-shaped screen, it will be stolen shamelessly by competition. And competition will be fierce; so beware, lawsuits will come this summer regarding this feature. Ah, innovation, so easily stolen by evil competition!

Long live Apple!

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Apple invents two-step authentication — 5 Comments

  1. Don’t ditch Apple. It invented the time machine. Sometimes, when you’re not looking, they plant ideas in people’s heads in the past and come to collect their due in the future.

    It’s all very clever.